Mission Impossible (Blog Is Rated PG-13)

So, Wednesday, before I went to the strip club with two girls and other guys from our group, I jammed with Zoe (she plays flute). It was SO fun cause Zoe is really good and for some reason we just click. Flute and piano mix well I realized.

At the strip club, the girl that I got a lap dance from was the first girl we saw get up and strip when we got there at the beginning of the night. She danced to the Titanic theme song. She was definitely my "favorite" one but I wasn't thinking she would be on my lap later. The people at this place were really weird though. This old witch lady with big boobs, probably fake, came over to us and was trying to figure out how big our dicks were by checking our hands. Also she was pinching our nipples to see how aroused we were. They kept asking us if anyone wanted a lap dance. All the while this Nigerian woman was sitting on my lap, trying to get me interested in her I guess. It was not working haha. The witch tapped my roommate's crotch like three times. That was awkward. Finally, while she was leaving, Witch asked again if anyone wanted a dance and my roommate pointed at me kind of as a joke. But I decided to just do it. Witch then came over to me and asked me who my favorite was. She asked me if I liked black or white. I embarrassingly said, "white" cause that titanic girl was white. So that girl ended up coming over and Witch asked me if she was the one I wanted. It was like I was shopping at a sex store for a real blow-up doll. VERY awkward. So I just kind of said, "Yah," and looked down while I said it. I couldn't look at her like a product. So she took me in this back area and started rubbing against me. Then Witch forced my hand on Titanic's boob, saying "Touch, touch and kiss if you want". I was NOT going to kiss. And touching was very weird for me. To be honest, it was not very enjoyable at all. And I think her boobs were fake. They had a strange plastic bounce back effect to them that I didn't remember experiencing in previous encounters with boobs. Not something I'll be doing again.

So on a different date, yesterday I gave the croissant girl a CD with Hot Damn Got a Woman, Avery and Dream With Me on it. She said, "Oh good! Good! I'll listen to it!" while saying good like food is pronounced. It was cute. And then I got a free cookie from her and she said it was from the older lady there. That was nice but slightly weird haha. All I said to her was "Poli Kalo" (very good) after she made me a smoothie. I guess the older lady likes me haha.

Today, I saw the girl again. We were talking and laughing. It was fun. I saw one of those chocolate croissants that I love (AHHH so good!) after having a whole 12-inch sub. I told her I wanted it and she laughed, saying "Now?" I told her that I would wait a little. She laughed again and said, "What, in 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes?" from now, kind of making fun of me. I told her that I would order it in a minute and twenty seconds. She said ok haha. About 10 minutes later, I went up and said, "It's about time. It's been one minute and twenty seconds about 8 times." She thought that was funny. So I got the croissant and she said, "Thank you" kind of quietly. I said, "What?" And she said, "What?" back to me cause she didn't know what I said. I finished the confusion with "Did you say thank you?" She laughed and nodded, then continued "Thank you so very very much." Hahahaha so I said, "You are VERY welcome." She also asked me how old I was. I found out I'm older than she is! She's 20. I thought she was like 24. So I thought we were really hitting it off. And then she made tea for herself and made one for me. FOR FREE! Awesome. It was really sweet. The tea was sweet and she was too obviously. I kept stalling on hitting on her cause I planned on asking her what she was doing this weekend and if she wanted to have coffee with me. But then a whole throng of Greek girls came in and ordered stuff. That was interesting haha. I was surrounded by girls. Then this manager guy was there too. So annoying. I didn't want to have an audience when I hit on her haha. Finally, I decided to face my fears after the girls left even though some guys were still in the room. I went up to her with a water and said, "I'll get this to go." She laughed and put it in a bag. Then I finally uttered the words that seemed to weigh my tongue down into the bottom of my mouth, drowing it - "Ti kaneis to savatokiriako" (What are you doing this weekend?) She said, "I'll be here. Then I'll probably be sleeping cause I don't feel too well. I added the next sentence, "Tha itheles na pas yia cafe," (Do you want to go for coffee?) Then my world caved in.

But before I continue, I'll also write about what happened on Wednesday when I saw her. She asked me to write my name down cause she wasn't sure what I was saying. Then she showed me how to spell her name. It was cool. After that, she randomly goes, "You're name is Stoddy. And my name is possible." I looked at her strangely and said "What?" She repeated what she said. I showed that I didn't get it with my wrinkled brow so she blurts, "I was just kidding, haha!" I still didn't get it at ALL. But I didn't want her to think I didn't like joking around. So my brain was swimming trying to think of some way to come back to her. So I announce, "Well...my name is IMpossble. Have you seen the movie Mission Impossible." Yeah, right, another failure. She said she had seen it but then adds, "But I'm the positive kind - possible." I said "OHH ok, I get it," but still I didn't really get it. After I sat down, I thought about it and figured that she might have been coming on to me. I thought maybe she meant to say her name was "Available." I was hoping that at least. So when I gave her my CD yesterday, just before I left, I said in a shaky tone (cause I was DAMN nervous), "Hey possible, is it possible for me to give you something this time instead of getting something from you?" It was pretty smooth but I didn't say it very confidently haha. I got some advice from my friends here in what to say. Hahaha it was ridiculous sounding though.

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"No, I'm afraid I can't. But I'll see you on Monday?"

I said, "Probably," and said thank you and left. I was sure that she rejected me until later when I thought about it and maybe she just wants to get to know me better. Also, she was feeling sick. That could have been the reason completely. But I went to get a piano room and recorded a song on the flip video camera to let out my feelings. My voice teacher sensed I wasn't feeling too well and asked me how I was doing. I kept saying, "I'm good," but she must be great at reading people cause she seemed to doubt me. So I told her I was having girl problems. She told me that Greek girls are very friendly so it's sometimes kind of deceptive. But she said to keep going there, to keep showing my face and things might change. She also asked me if I have always felt like I'm from a different planet cause she always felt the same way about herself. I said yes and told her I knew exactly what she meant. Haha it was cute of my teacher. She's an amazing teacher too. I'm lucky. I hit the jackpot with classes here.

Silly me.