I'm under my covers so my roommate doesn't see the light from my computer. It's 3am right now. I had a crazy day today. Sang a lot, recorded a video of my Greek song but failed at it. I'll do it again soon.
Talked again with the croissant girl. She said some funny things. I'll explain tomorrow. I'm trying to type quietly.
6 of us went to a strip club tonight. I got a lap dance. All I'm gonna say. Not much more to say.
Hahaha sounds like Michaels gonna murder you if you wake him up. Can't believe you got a lap dance! How was it? Probably awkward. Did you like it? Did you . . . swizzle her stick? IF you know what I mean. Did you . . . slide down her pole? IF!!! . . . . . . . . you know what I mean.
First, I thought this was funny from S: "I got a lap dance. All I'm gonna say. Not much more to say." WTF? Then Whit says, "Did you . . . swizzle her stick?" WTFF?
Wowza is right. I'd say in you're in the lap
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Hahaha sounds like Michaels gonna murder you if you wake him up. Can't believe you got a lap dance! How was it? Probably awkward. Did you like it? Did you . . . swizzle her stick? IF you know what I mean. Did you . . . slide down her pole? IF!!! . . . . . . . . you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteHaha GOD he's bad at analogies.
W-Squeeze.
First, I thought this was funny from S: "I got a lap dance. All I'm gonna say. Not much more to say." WTF? Then Whit says, "Did you . . . swizzle her stick?" WTFF?
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