Funny Day

Ohhhh man funny day. All because I was in a weird mood though. I could NOT stop laughing in my Greek language class. One reason was because I hadn't eaten anything and had just walked to school with my back sweating like hell cause it was really hot today (ohhh yes, still hot here). So what made me laugh was this stereotypical page with pictures of different cartoon people and their descriptions in Greek (we were all looking at this page in our Greek books in class). The tall girl was "beautiful", "blonde", "rich", whatever, the nerdy guy was "smart", "brown hair", he had glasses. But then randomly there was this VERY short man who had this SMUG look on his face. He was really fat too. I already started laughing. His name was Avtam (pronounced Adam). My teacher was telling us what the Greek description words meant. The first three were stereotypical, normal things like, "black hair", "rich", "short" and then the fourth one was RANDOMLY, "gentle." What the HEEELL! Why was he gentle? That was not stereotypical of what he looked like. He looked mean like a mafia guy. I thought it was hilarious cause he seems all bad but if you get to know him, that poor guy, he's actually really gentle and sensitive, a loving guy. And most people don't know that about him. God, I was laughing so hard and trying so bad not to keep doing it so I thought of one of my biggest regrets to try to quell the feeling. It worked for a while but then the laughs came back. What did NOT help was when Cody said, "What the hell, he doesn't even have black hair." I looked over at the picture and he looked like he was bald even though the description said otherwise. I thought to myself that the little fat cartoon man was so misunderstood. OOOH my god I went over the edge. I was so glad when it finally reached one oclock because that meant I could take a break, eat something and get my laughs out. I laughed ALL the way to the bank to get money for food. At least my teacher is awesome cause when I got back she asked me why I was laughing so much and I told her it was because of Adam, the mafia character. She laughed a lot and said it was great that I was laughing. I even told her that I laughed all the way to the bank. Hahahaha this sounds like the kid's thing, "This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home!" Wow, memories.

Tonight at dinner I started laughing cause I thought of something I said the night before. At dinner last night, we were talking about Disney and how they put sexual things in their movies. We mentioned Little Mermaid and how at the end, the priest has a boner. Someone at the dinner table asked "What does the priest have?" I spoke up, thinking that I could ease their confusion about the matter. This is what came out of my mouth: "In the marriage scene at the end of Little Mermaid, the priest has a lesbian."

I seriously said that so I quickly added, "Wait, what the hell did I just say?" and bursted out into laughter. NO ONE LAUGHED THOUGH! I don't get it. I think they were weirded out. I even repeated again what I said, laughing at myself. I said it because of the musical I'm writing about a guy that becomes a woman and therefore is a lesbian who gets back with his recently out of the closet girlfriend. So that was in my mind from writing it and I think that's why I said it at the dinner table. Oh and right after, I was like, "Uhhh Freudian slip!" but I didn't explain so they probably just think I simply have lesbians in my brain all the time. HAHA. So yeah, tonight I started laughing about that, not explaining what I was laughing at cause no one asked (they're used to me haha) and no one said anything. They must think I'm psycho. Oh and I had two really sugary drinks walking home cause I was tired. So I'm still feeling the effects of it now and it's much later. 1:33 am to be exact. After dinner and after some travel stuff I was getting organized, I made a recording for Whit that could be by far the weirdest thing I've EVER done. Whit is probably flipping out listening to it now. And my roommate heard me doing it all. I said to Michael, "You're the best roommate I could have in this group I think cause I bet Cody would have killed me by now." Michael laughed and said, "Yeah, he probably would have." Ohhh no hahaha.

Oh pfff, I forgot something else I did at dinner today. I can't go into many details cause in case the people read this, I don't want to offend anyone but we were talking about these two adults that we just met that have a daughter we haven't met yet but probably will in the future. Cody knows the daughter. I asked Cody at the dinner table, "So does their daughter look more like her dad or her mom?" He said, "Her dad," and I replied with, "Oh good!" then realized how mean it was cause the mom is overweight and the dad is thin and well kept. Cody quickly said back to me, "That's fucked up." Then he proceeded to tell everyone what I had said. At least Sadayah laughed. Everyone else didn't say much. After I kept saying, "I'm so sorry, that was mean, wasn't it?" Cody added, "Yeah it was..." and then later said, "their daughter is a babe." I felt so incredibly bad that I shut up for the rest of dinner. Mia said, "You guys are mean." It just came out of my mouth, what I said. I didn't even think about it before it rolled off my tongue. Damn, hahahaha. Only me.

Fuuuuunny day. And embarrassing.

When I wake up it will be Tuesday. And that is two days away from when I will be in ROME!

The Amazing Stoddy.