Seth Rogen

It's 10:40 am at this moment. I wanted to write down my dream, or at least as much as I could remember.

DREAM-

I am in a movie theater. Somehow I end up inside the movie.

I'm in some kind of mansion with a lot of slanted floors. A cleaning crew is going around, dropping bags of cleaning supplies on the floor. I think outloud - "Just like a video game!" and shift perfectly to the left, right or forward to avoid the mounds of clumpy cleaning material all over the floor. The truth was, I didn't want to get that stuff on my socks and get all wet. A guy about my age, says, "Push A!" and I realized I have a controller in my hand. I push it but it doesn't do much. I realize I should have started singing cause that's like my super power, music.

I arrive at the top of the castle, which is where the main lady lives, the head woman. It's risky being around her cause she is like the mafia leader, I am thinking. In the middle of a conversation with me, she pulls out a gun and I'm sure that I'm about to die. The gun turns out to be filled with water and she starts pouring it into a hole where her left bicep is. She continues talking to me like it's no big deal. It is then that I realize she is not human, but a robot. So now I'm in even more of a predicament; I'm standing by the head mob leader who also happens to be a robot. I decide that telling her I am a human might make things worse since she clearly must assume I'm a robot too. I right then and there make up a story about me being a robot. This was an interesting because I really was thinking on the spot -

"You know what's crazy. I'm actually one of the most advanced robots out there, ahead of my time. My model is basically from the future because I'm so advanced and no one has heard of my type." She gives me a impressed look and listens while setting up some kind of light fixture, three lamps hanging from the wall at random spots with straw sticking out of them.

"You know, I actually feel kind of stupid sometimes," I continue with my story.

"Yeah, you feel stupid, of course," she interrupts understandingly.

"Well, because I'm more real than others. I started younger and am able to learn like a human. You know how those old computers sometimes are easier to understand, less frustrating?" She nods. "They solve the problem quicker. There's just one route to get there."

She did not hear the last thing I say and takes out some kind of blow torch, scorching the straw light fixtures with it. The fire blasts over the wall and when she turns off the torch, the lights are left flaming, giving light to the room. We walk out of the kitchen and she tells me not to go back in there without her. I catch the eye of her son on the way into another section and he widens his eyes, mouthing the words, "Do NOT go in the kitchen, EVER. She will KILL you." He waves his hands like an airplane runway guy would, motioning a plane not to land. I nod to him, promising not to go into the kitchen.

I then notice three robot dogs scampering around the room. They don't have bodies, just heads. One of them is a bulldog head. I assume they are robots, haha. I go over to them and say hi. The lady goes away for a while so I stay with the dogs. They start play biting me and then walking all over my head.

Suddenly, I heard a voice from one of the dog heads say, "We have figured out who you are, your machine history, everything." I realize that what they have found out is not my machine history, but my human history. I know then that I have to get out of the castle because my life is in danger. The dogs start biting me viciously, some attacking me from the back. I am trying to guard my neck with my hands and doing my best to have them bite my arms and hands instead of anything else.

I start having a conversation with the bulldog head. He says he must kill Seth Rogan, the guy who played the main actor in the first movie of this series (the robot series I guess). I somehow can see the movie posters of the series and the first one shows Seth smoking, puffing out marijuana, which is covering his face in the picture. I'm not surprised that the part in the series about smoking was played by Seth. I tell the bulldog not to kill Seth because he is actually really funny. The bulldog starts to be a little doubtful because he seems to like the idea that Seth is funny.

That's when I woke up.